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Joke of the Week

Honey, this cellphone is broken. I can't get a dial tone!

Submitted by Darrell

Sam was on his death bed with his wife of 65 years, Janet, sitting faithfully beside him. Sam looked at Janet and said: "Janet, you were at my side when the house burned and everything was lost. You were there when my job was outsourced and we used all of our savings to survive. You were there when I had a car wreck and was sued for everything we had. You were at my side when my investments went bad and I lost all of our money. You know Janet, I think you are bad luck!

Submitted by Dave

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