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Joke of the Week

Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. They were not back from the processor. Needless to say, she was disappointed and started to cry. The clerk, trying to console her, said "Don't worry, someday your prints will come."


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Denison Lions Club Hotline: (903) 903-465-8103 (Lv msg on answering machine). Denison residents only - Eyeglass applications Wednesdays, 1:15 pm - 2:15 PM @ Lions Club Toy Shop, 1030 W. Crawford.