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Joke of the Week

All generalizations are false, including this one.



I.R.S.: We got what it takes to take what you've got!



We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse!



What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?



Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

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